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	merman t-shirt small : : : medium : : : large PLEASE SPECIFY SIZE IN THE COMMENTS FIELD WHEN YOU ORDER. three colors on all-cotton american apparel aqua men's tee it's a tuba-playing mythical creature of the deep wearing gold ray-bans. doy.
	their condolences. 5.5in x 7in 10 pages with hand-cut cover abram is recently deceased. his near and dear express what sympathy they can muster.
	plots. 4in x 5in 12 offset pages with letterpress deboss and color sticker cover very attractive if we do say so ourselves. contains foul plots.
	mini III: about yr future 4in x 5in 12 xeroxed pages with single color silkscreen cover third in a series of tiny, nine-panel comics.
	Homo lycanthropis among the Romanian elite: 1885-1917 4in x 5in a limited edition set of prints from ballpoint pen drawings originally seen on partyka.com's guest artist spot.
	mini II: no time like the present 4in x 5in 12 xeroxed pages with single color silkscreen cover second in a series of tiny, nine-panel comics.
	mini I: you're living in the past 4in x 5in 12 xeroxed pages with single color silkscreen cover first in a series of tiny, nine-panel comics.
	your demise is inevitable 4in x 6in 13 loose pages in a handmade box, wax seal of our own design each sheet is heavy hand-torn printmaking paper with a black xeroxed front and a two-color screenprinted back. we don't care if you call it an artist book or a set of prints, as long as you call us geniuses.
	hey, 4-eyes! II 7in x 8.5in 88 pages glasses are sexy, to wit, hey 4-eyes II, a brutally gorgeous hunk of zine featuring comics by wesley allsbrook, bb&ppinc, robyn chapman, damien jay, cole johnson, aaron krolikowski, aaron mew, liz prince, aaron renier, kazimir strzepek, and us. the allure of a hip pair of glasses is undeniable, but the xenophile elitist in us still clings to the monocle. CLICK FOR ORDERING INFORMATION
	blurred vision I 8.5in x 11in 100 pages the convergence of high and low brow, so it's kind of like you're raising one brow, john belushi style, and maybe you're also wearing a really nice suit, but instead of a dress shirt you have on one of those t-shirts that has a tuxedo printed on it. featuring toc fetch, matt madden, hans rickheit,k. thor jensen, dash shaw, bishakh som, karl stevens, d. dominick lombardi, michael teague, kevin mutch, mark sunshine, and us. CLICK TO ORDER FROM PODPUBLISHING
	summa cum laude ONLY 4 LEFT. 5in x 6in 10 page black and white accordion book, color foil hard cover hey, did we ever tell you that our sixth grade science fair was judged by a bunch of dudes from the eighteenth century? that was weird.
	the best american nonrequired reading 2004 6in x 8in 407 pages, houghton mifflin "With subject matter ranging from clowns and popes to transsexualism and zoanthropy, this is an assemblage of diverse delights from Web sites, literary magazines and the mainstream press, with small-circulation publications getting a bigger boost than in previous volumes." -publishers weekly CLICK TO PURCHASE FROM RAINY DAY BOOKS
	mish mash II ONLY 4 LEFT. 7in x 7in x 7in 14 pages a handprinted box full of single-page comics folded into origami (and half-assed origami) shapes. in addition to us, mish mash II includes work by , jacob sharp, alex schubert, cody cricheloe, miranda young, and many others.
	icecreamlandia boxed set 7in x 8.5in 132 pages total a collection of the first three issues of icecreamlandia, which are listed separately below. we've totally perfected this handmade box. fits like a glove. hurts so good.
	icecreamlandia III 7in x 8.5in 48 pages " I have to say that I love what they're doing and think that everybody reading this should sell all their belongings to buy their comics and make them as rich as is humanly possible." -kevin bramer, optical sloth
	icecreamlandia II 7in x 8.5in 44 pages "Going from page to page is much like flipping the channels on one’s TV set, with a set of out-of-context images and ideas somehow coalescing into a snapshot of the culture at that time. The creators’ sense of style and overall nerve combine to create an appealing package, one that is unique in the current comics scene." -rob clough, sequart
	icecreamlandia I 7in x 8.5in 40 pages that started it all. "Icecreamlandia's modus: clean line drawings of people, like lumpen-prole clip art, spouting whatever low-watt ideas cross their shallow minds. . ." -mark campos, poopsheet